June Horoscopes

* stay home

** eh

*** so so

**** could be worse

***** Have a Nice Day!

****** not gonna happen

Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18) ****
Mercury is I'm retrograde. Use extreme caution when handling thermometers. This month march to the beat of a different trumpet. Lucky Number 15 3/4.

Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20) *****
The path of this month could go right or left. Romance will play an important part in your evenings. During the day concentrate on work. This month take off the lilac colored glasses. Lucky numbers 1,3,5,7,9. That's odd.

Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19) ****
Prepare yourself for an adventure. Be strong and assertive. Take the time to make up your mind. This month do whatever they tell you. Lucky Numbers 2,4,6,8. Now we're even.

Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20)******
Keep your life a closed book. Be social. Stay away from crowds. Plan well in advance. This month be spontaneous. Lucky Number 2,467,718.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20) ***
Mesmerize others with your continuous gift of gab. Strive to be understood. Do not travel in cars. This month beware of red headed strangers. Lucky number 7.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22) *
Find someone to be continously supportive. Travel as much as possible. Do not travel during the full moon. This month your emotions will resemble a nuclear yo-yo. Lucky Letter Q.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) ****
Do not forgive or forget no matter what. Be passionate. Remodel the kitchen. This month things could get really wild if you leave the lion's den. Lucky Number pi.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) **
Stop being fussy. Buy a new car or boat. Dedicate your life to the service of others. This month play the lotto on odd days only. Play the five digits 53179.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) *****
Your ability to make money will greatly be determined by the level of your work. Stop staring. Seek out your prince or princess. This month keep up  the false front. No such thing as a lucky number for Libras.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21) *****
You are wise beyond your years. Stop showing off. Wednesdays will be lucky. This month beware lights in the sky. Play 999 Boxed.

Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21) *****
This is a good time for you to change the world. Try new foods on a Sunday. Romance might blossom. This month if you stop to smell the roses - be careful! Lucky Number spider.

Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 18)  ****
Try unusual approaches. Keep moving. You will not be content till you reach the top. This month you will get half way there. Lucky number 1/2.

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Volume 1, Issue 3, Posted 1:37 PM, 06.24.2010