Grumpy Grandpa

You peoples be drive it me crazy. I be stopped at red light on East 185th street. Light turn green. You Summanabisquits be pass it me on the right and go zoom. The right lane is for parked cars. Not to be go zoom it around me at light.

Here are the things that drive me crazy. One. This not be legal. Two. It is very dangerous and the Nurtz that be pass it me has kids in car seat in back seat. Three. How much time are you really going to save? All you do is end up at the next gulldurn light.

Please. Nice people of neighborhood. Slow Down. Relax. You move too fast. And please stop passing me on the right in the curb lane meant for parked cars. You peoples be drive it me crazy.